Random Ass Radio is an Internet Radio Station that promotes neither decency nor good taste. It simply offers an interesting variety of personality disorders and substance abuse in a predominantly talk format that is wedged between a lot of great music. We enjoy the hell out of doing this and hope that somewhere along the line you start having fun too. Why? Because, Goddammit! We CARE!!!
If you are new to the Network you can read about our various programs below. Clicking the episodes button will take you to a complete catalog of all of our shows and the ability to listen immediately in your browser or download FREE for later. What? Yeah, that's right, FREE.
Look, we know the shows take a little getting used to, but once you get a few episodes under your belt we guarantee that you will be hooked. Just remember that very few people like their first drink or smoke but find that sticking with it soon pays off in an almost addictive way. Who knows, you might even want to take a shot at being on the show yourself.
Random Ass Music is simple. Loyal listeners like you request an album and Jon plays it first track to final track in the order the artist intended it. The thing is, he doesn't really talk about the music. Instead, between tracks, he makes it your day, worships the ancient Sumerian goddess Ninkasi, and spits the cleverest segues ever. Confused? So are we, but you all seem to like it so we keep letting him do it. Plus, he's fucking impossible to get along with when he's not, in his words, "douching his brain". Random Ass Music. Go on, give it a try.
Your Mom did . . .
Random Ass Radio is where it all began. Back in 2011 Jon decided he wanted to start podcasting and didn't let little things like no technical experience, budding alcoholism, or a complete lack of talent stop him. He just kept pounding away with a rotating cast of incredibly talented co-hosts, and a very loose talk format, until he got it right. Now Random Ass Radio episodes are the finely polished turds you've all come to know and love. Don't get left behind, click below and join the train wreck today. That liver won't last forever.
Seriously, we worry about him.
Where to begin . . . Let's start with the fact that Random Ass Media co-host, Ryan Simpson, definitely knows his shit when it comes to movies and television. Don't believe us? Check out his bio on our cast page. Throw this guy in to the mix with Jon and let them discuss all of the electronic fun that keeps us entertained, well, you have a pretty goddamn excellent show don't you? We don't know why he slums with us here at the network but we are not going to complain. After all, it's not often that a college grad can even put up with Jon.
No joke, Jon is a real piece of work.
Sadly, there is no longer a source in the United States now where you can get 100% unbiased news. The country has become so polarized that it is impossible, and unprofitable, for a media outlet to not put their own person slant on current events. So, since it's all fucked anyway, why not listen to a news program that at least promises you verifiable facts? Not only that, we promise to do it with half the cast drunk and a few off the cuff haikus thrown in to boot. Still not enough? Ok, we'll bring you an entire NFL season of football episodes too.
Haikus are Japanese poems, dumbass.